Dethkake

It was my friend Todd's birthday recently (well, recently-ish.) a while ago, and we decided that since he is a metal guy (he actually has a band and everything, feel free to check out AstraeA), we decided that he needed a metal cake to go with it.

The actual contents of this cake, taken care of by my guy friends, were obscenely sugary -- Devil's food cake sandwiched on top of chocolate brownie, held together with a nice thick coat of vanilla frosting -- reinforcing my theory that type 2 diabetes is actually hardcore metal.

The top of the cake, though, was my place to go nuts, and go nuts I did.
Inspired by the boys of Dethklok (see: Metalocalypse. No, seriously. Go watch all of it.), I crafted the Dethkake, featuring Dr. Rockso, the Rock 'n Roll clown.




He does cocaine.

(As a note: cake should be coated in syrup and given a layer of dirty icing before being decoratively frosted, in order to avoid the chunks and lumps evident here. Sometimes, though, laziness is totally necessary.)