The Reasons Most People Think I'm High All The Time

It came to my attention last year that since I was fairly young, my peers (Eww, me, using the term "peers" in a sentence.) have thought that I was tripping balls on a daily basis. I can come up with a good few reasons for this:

1) I am physically incapapble of frowning. It is just not something my facial muscles can handle. I try, from time to time, but I just look like an idiot. People are generally grumpy and stoic, so they assume that a constant smile (whether deliberate or not) means medication.

2) I am also physically incapable of opening my eyes any further than this:



Seriously. That was me trying. Needless to say, the big grin and squinty eyes are a killer combo.

3) I laugh. A lot. Most things are funny to me, and I am very loud about it. I enjoy life, what can I say?

4) Really obscenely weird things come out of my head on a daily basis. You may have been wondering how this all is going to relate to art, and not just me rambling on about my questionable status in the chemical department. I will now show you.

This is a photo collage I did for my Desktop Publishing class in my junior year:



I am unsure how I made it out of that school drug test free. Especially considering some of those assignments I turned in for Philosophy class (Which I definitely have to hunt down, now).

This is a stock photo bonanza, and one of my favorite old finds. Enjoy.